I just come off the phone with the Estate Agent. He’s asking me about the toilet and such. I told him that I grudgefully had to clean up the mess, and that the flusher appears to be working. I asked when they were coming to sort the cooker, but he wasn’t sure….something to mark in my book to chase up again next week. So then I say, so what did he say about using my toilet…..He said that he asked the landlord about it….and hear what the nasty lickle raas man said: ‘I left it cleaner THAN IT WAS BEFORE’ You did what?! I couldn’t believe my ears…so I’m laughing….I was like ‘seriously-is that what he said?’ The dude was like yep-that’s what he said…so I’m like so what’s he tryna say? Cos if how he left it was cleaner than it was before, than what does that say about the condition of the toilet BEFORE he dropped his kids off in it!! I was like the asshole-what’s his number?!?! Cos try know I’m ready to have a few words with ole dude…..I didn’t get the number (dammit), but I’m SETTING for that Landlord!! Even the estate agent was shocked by the response, cos obviously he knew what my reaction was when I moved in and the flat wasn’t cleaned-even though he swears up and down that he did….I told the Estate Agent that we (me and the Landlord) clearly have different standards of clean, and in my opinion, he lives like a frigging animal…..dyam feisty and out a order (as Granny would say)
I still can’t believe the cheek of the man…but it’s all good though innit-cos I’ve just checked my bank and guess who hasn’t gotten any rent money? The money’s sitting there in the bank, but it seems that the estate agents haven’t set up the payment thingy properly cos the money’s still sitting there….hmm….wonder how long it’ll be before they notice!
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"dyam feisty and out a order" LMAO...my ole roomie is from Trinidad. This sounds EXACTLY like something she would say!
I, on the hand, said, "No the hell he didn't!" when I read what he said.
That landlord is something else.
A wha kinda fuckery dat...Eh??? [LOL]
[insert kiss teeth here]
Girl...I would be FLIPPING.OUT.
I don't even like when D uses my bathroom so I would shole the hell lose my shit if some stranger did! Lord, you are a better one than me cause I wouldn't have cleaned a damn thing!
Gahhh, I have anger management issues because I am over here ticked off FOR YOU!
lmaooooooo
P.S. SO glad Grandpa is doing better.
The nerve of him. This was a funny story. Hope he never gets that rent.
((((HELLO Anybody home??))))
Hey...Who turned the lights off in here?? :-)
Just checkin' in on ya Tom Gurl... Making sure a sistah is aiight.
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