The Week's Roundup

This week has been a madness to say the least...quick radio edit....my toilet broke again….the landlord had the cheek to tell me to piss in a bucket. Then I had my brother on Saturday night, and when I went to make him some lunch, I discovered the main oven didn’t work. Spoke to the landlord directly, and he claimed that it did work. I asked him when he would be fixing the hob, he says ‘isn’t 3 hobs enough?’ I tell you, this man takes the piss. It got to the point where I had just had enough. I spoke to the Estate Agents, and just went mad. Told him that I had had enough, and wanted to move out. He was like ‘nah, we’ll get it sorted.’ The toilet is now fixed-there’s a new flushing mechanism in place, and they’re buying me a new cooker….I’m giving them until next week to have that shit installed in my kitchen…….

My Grandad’s doing well. He’s still in hospital-the doctor said that he could be coming out either today or tomorrow, but it’s not looking likely for today…he’s definitely on the mend, so if he doesn’t come out this weekend, it’ll probably be next week….I’ve been staying with Granny and being spoilt rotten! Come home from the hospital and dinner’s ready…she even does my laundry!! ‘me free paper soon bun’ as my mum would say…when I’m back home it’s back to doing it all myself!


Spoke to Soldier the other day….he was being so sweet….I really miss him….but it’s finally getting towards the end of the 3 weeks….he’s back on Monday, but he’s heading back to base on Monday night, so I’ll only see him for a few hours……until the weekend…..but from Monday there’ll be much time to talk about things you know….work out what it is we want and where things will now go…but for the most part we’re good…

My SFAM found out she’s pregnant. I’m overjoyed! I’m sooooo excited! She’s still in a bit of shock, but her boyfriend is happy about it too….Her whole fam is excited too…well her mum took a while to come round to the idea, but she’s looking forward to her 1st grandchild.

My dad bought his daughter a £4,500 Renault Clio this week. He was at the hospital on Wednesday and was telling my uncle, who in turn told me…..I drove past his house yesterday and I saw the Black 54 (2004) reg car parked in his drive. As soon as I saw it, my blood was boiling. My reaction kinda surprised me…but then it kinda didn’t. I mean, she gets a car bought for her when she passed her driving test….my first car was my sisters old banger, and I had to get finance to get my Smartie…and my Dad didn’t even batter an eyelid when I told him I’d passed….not even ‘what are you gonna get for your first car’/ I just feel a bit put out….When I got to my Granny’s (which about 2 minutes later) I was still in a bit of a mood. The other day she told me that she would tell my Dad that I’d moved out on my own…I told her to do what she felt she had to…cos I wouldn’t have. So last night I asked her if she told him. She said yes. I asked her what he said and she was like, he just asked how long ago you moved. I was like, is that it? She said yeah….but you should have told him’ I was like seen, then she started going on about how our relationship should be better…..then she was like ‘if you heard that he was sick over at his house you wouldn’t go and see him’ I was like I dunno…the thing is my Granny would no doubt drag me there kicking and screaming!! I actually hate him….I would prefer if I never saw him again-instead I have to sit opposite him at my Grandad’s hospital bed!! Grrrr!!!

Moving on….this evening I’m out with the work people….we’re going to the theatre to see ‘Puppetry of the Penis’…as the title suggests it’s a show of men doing interesting things with their penis *ahem* not sure what to expect from the show….but I’ve heard that roller skates and burgers just two things that these men’s penises will be made into…..should be fun!!

Aight, I’m gone…..Have a good weekend!