Ok, so minutes after just posting about my Mum's cat (below)...she's just called me to say the cat has gone! She managed to get out of the house this morning when one of the kids opened the front door, and it went out.....She didn't even last 24 hours in the house!!
Bad of me, I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Not cos the cat's gone, but cos it didn't last in the house more than 24 hours!!
So that was Dora....but it seems she is no longer a member of the clan!
Friday, 1 February 2008
Dora
This...
is the new kitten that has currently taken residence in my mother's home. My lil sister has named her Dora....as in this chick...
The Spanish speaking chica, that my sister will watch religiously and not understand a word of!
Yeaterday after I went to Bingo with my Mum (our new Thursday ritual) we went to the neighbours to get the cat. It was after 9pm, and we were outside for ages waiting for the ruddy woman to open up....she eventually does and then she's like 'Oh, I was just in bed with her'...Erm...right ok...Me and Ma looked at each other....I know what she was thinking cos I was thinking the same 'Dyam Nasty'.
I mean, I like a pet as much as the next Joe, HOWEVER, such pet WOULD NOT find itself in my bed....what are you..Nuts??? Anywho, I take the cat, and the woman's there kissing up the cat telling it bye and all this....like proper kissing-with lips and stuff (d'uh, how else do you kiss?!)!!Rubbing her face in the cats face and stuff....again, I like animals as much as the next person, but again, you would not see my face up in no cats face!!!
Me and my mum were in stunned silence....'the cyat better not tink say it-a sleep ina my bed' says my Mum as we leave the house.....You know I did nothing but laugh!!
So my mum now has a kitten, a female that she (Mum) refers to as 'he' and 'him', and that my lil sister loves from a distance....(she's scared of it! lol) and a pet I can call my own ...until it wants to rub on me and all them kinda nasty tings, oh, and I won't be doing any of the 'pet owner' stuff either.
This is my 100th post....and yeah, I'm kinda clutching at straws of something to post, but I thought I'd post something (and introduce you to the new member of the clan) since SOMEBODY *side eye to Ms Diva* said that even if I have nothing to post...to 'POST ANYWAY'....so there you have it!
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
(Please feel sorry for me-I'm working on Sunday! And have to be up at 6am! How unnatural is that??!?!?)
is the new kitten that has currently taken residence in my mother's home. My lil sister has named her Dora....as in this chick...
The Spanish speaking chica, that my sister will watch religiously and not understand a word of!
Yeaterday after I went to Bingo with my Mum (our new Thursday ritual) we went to the neighbours to get the cat. It was after 9pm, and we were outside for ages waiting for the ruddy woman to open up....she eventually does and then she's like 'Oh, I was just in bed with her'...Erm...right ok...Me and Ma looked at each other....I know what she was thinking cos I was thinking the same 'Dyam Nasty'.
I mean, I like a pet as much as the next Joe, HOWEVER, such pet WOULD NOT find itself in my bed....what are you..Nuts??? Anywho, I take the cat, and the woman's there kissing up the cat telling it bye and all this....like proper kissing-with lips and stuff (d'uh, how else do you kiss?!)!!Rubbing her face in the cats face and stuff....again, I like animals as much as the next person, but again, you would not see my face up in no cats face!!!
Me and my mum were in stunned silence....'the cyat better not tink say it-a sleep ina my bed' says my Mum as we leave the house.....You know I did nothing but laugh!!
So my mum now has a kitten, a female that she (Mum) refers to as 'he' and 'him', and that my lil sister loves from a distance....(she's scared of it! lol) and a pet I can call my own ...until it wants to rub on me and all them kinda nasty tings, oh, and I won't be doing any of the 'pet owner' stuff either.
This is my 100th post....and yeah, I'm kinda clutching at straws of something to post, but I thought I'd post something (and introduce you to the new member of the clan) since SOMEBODY *side eye to Ms Diva* said that even if I have nothing to post...to 'POST ANYWAY'....so there you have it!
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
(Please feel sorry for me-I'm working on Sunday! And have to be up at 6am! How unnatural is that??!?!?)
Thursday, 31 January 2008
You're Not That Black...
That’s what I was told yesterday by one of the Engineering Manager’s sons. He’s 8, and has some disorder that’s like autism, but very different. There’s a name for it, but I can’t remember. He’s got a killer memory, and can talk the hind legs of a cat!
The last time he came to the office to visit, he told me I was cute, asked if I had a boyfriend and became infatuated with my hair…..so anyways, he came in the office again yesterday, cos him and his dad were going to a football match. He pulls up a chair beside my desk, and he’s talking away. He sees my tattoos and asks how long I’ve had em, so I told him, I got the one on my arm when I was 16, and the other about 2 years ago….then he looks at my arm, and then says ‘You’re not that black’….I thought I heard wrong, so I’m like ‘Sorry-what was that?’ He repeats it, and then goes on to say ‘ well you know black people-they’re like….black…but you’re tanned’ I had to laugh….I was like ‘right, ok’ …then he got up, and went up to his dad’s office-but not before he had my foot up his ass! Sike! LOL! I’m messing!! I didn’t hurt him…he kept throwing compliments my way!
Him: ‘How old are you?’
Me: ‘25’
Him: ‘REALLY? You don’t look it! You look about 18!!’
Bless him, I need him to come in the office to flatter me some more!! LOL!
So apparently, I’m not black…I’m tanned….in the eyes of this 8 year old!
Came into work this morning, parked my car in a space, as I do, walk into the building, and the Bossman’s PA/Financial Controller/Queen Pin/Top Dog…(you get my drift) comes running down….she needs me to do her a ‘favour’. In the Business Park that my building in located in, parking is pretty scarce considering pretty much everyone who works in the office has a car, plus there’s the company vans etc. This is made worse by the fact that they (who they are I dunno) have decided to renew the water pipes, that run in front of the building so that’s half of the spaces gone. There’s a Tigra parked in one of our spaces….now bossman’s PA does not ramp when it comes to badding up people who park in our spaces. She’ll leave notes on your car, curse you the f*ck out….and in this instance get someone with a Smart Car to block your ass in!
I’m not gonna pretend I’m not slightly concerned…what if the owner of this car is a crazed psycho who’ll ram and ram until he gets out? I’d kill a mofo who f*cks up my car….but hey, if anything pops off, my company better dig into the phat ass money pocket and cough up for any repairs on my car!!
This is Tom_Gurl officially back from Blog Vacay!
The last time he came to the office to visit, he told me I was cute, asked if I had a boyfriend and became infatuated with my hair…..so anyways, he came in the office again yesterday, cos him and his dad were going to a football match. He pulls up a chair beside my desk, and he’s talking away. He sees my tattoos and asks how long I’ve had em, so I told him, I got the one on my arm when I was 16, and the other about 2 years ago….then he looks at my arm, and then says ‘You’re not that black’….I thought I heard wrong, so I’m like ‘Sorry-what was that?’ He repeats it, and then goes on to say ‘ well you know black people-they’re like….black…but you’re tanned’ I had to laugh….I was like ‘right, ok’ …then he got up, and went up to his dad’s office-but not before he had my foot up his ass! Sike! LOL! I’m messing!! I didn’t hurt him…he kept throwing compliments my way!
Him: ‘How old are you?’
Me: ‘25’
Him: ‘REALLY? You don’t look it! You look about 18!!’
Bless him, I need him to come in the office to flatter me some more!! LOL!
So apparently, I’m not black…I’m tanned….in the eyes of this 8 year old!
Came into work this morning, parked my car in a space, as I do, walk into the building, and the Bossman’s PA/Financial Controller/Queen Pin/Top Dog…(you get my drift) comes running down….she needs me to do her a ‘favour’. In the Business Park that my building in located in, parking is pretty scarce considering pretty much everyone who works in the office has a car, plus there’s the company vans etc. This is made worse by the fact that they (who they are I dunno) have decided to renew the water pipes, that run in front of the building so that’s half of the spaces gone. There’s a Tigra parked in one of our spaces….now bossman’s PA does not ramp when it comes to badding up people who park in our spaces. She’ll leave notes on your car, curse you the f*ck out….and in this instance get someone with a Smart Car to block your ass in!
I’m not gonna pretend I’m not slightly concerned…what if the owner of this car is a crazed psycho who’ll ram and ram until he gets out? I’d kill a mofo who f*cks up my car….but hey, if anything pops off, my company better dig into the phat ass money pocket and cough up for any repairs on my car!!
This is Tom_Gurl officially back from Blog Vacay!
Thursday, 17 January 2008
Blog Vacay
I'm going on Blog vacation (cos it seems to be the only kinda vacay I can get right now) Shouldn't be for too long....if something interesting happens this vacay won't last too long...I've got some crap I need to sort out, so I'm gonna go do that. I will, of course be checking in with my blog fam though!! See you in a few.. .
Oh and can I share that this morning on my way to work, my Smartie:(the pic is not my actual car, but it looks exactly like this:)
Was almost crushed by one of these:
As I was driving up the road...Smartie (with me in it) was almost the sandwich meat between that big ole ting above, and this big ole ting:
Please beleive I almost cacked my pants!!
Ok peoples...Tom_Gurl has LEFT the building! Don't miss me too much! :)
Oh and can I share that this morning on my way to work, my Smartie:(the pic is not my actual car, but it looks exactly like this:)
Was almost crushed by one of these:
As I was driving up the road...Smartie (with me in it) was almost the sandwich meat between that big ole ting above, and this big ole ting:
Please beleive I almost cacked my pants!! Ok peoples...Tom_Gurl has LEFT the building! Don't miss me too much! :)
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Nothing
I've nothing to say...no ideas for a post....my brain is not functioning....work seems to be excessively busy for NO good reason, I'm tired alllll the time...to be honest I'm just soooooo fed up! I need a vacation (that I can't afford)...
*Sigh*
Guess I'll get back to work then.....
Sunday, 13 January 2008
A Question....
Ok, so I've tried wording, and re-wording this question so it makes sense...but I can't get it right....here it goes anyway...I'm sure you smart and intellectual people will get what I'm trying to ask:
Do you think that someone with father issues has insecurities, and issues that they carry over into a relationship?
Do you think some one with unresolved father issues can ever truly be happy?
What's your take on unresolved father issues...and how do you reckon one can truly be in a happy relationship (or just happy) with so much hanging over one's head?
Y'all know I'm talking bout me here...I'm struggling ALOT right now...I've realised a few things, and I'm not liking it at all..but I don't know what to do...I'll get into that another day...but what do you reckon? And please be honest!
Do you think that someone with father issues has insecurities, and issues that they carry over into a relationship?
Do you think some one with unresolved father issues can ever truly be happy?
What's your take on unresolved father issues...and how do you reckon one can truly be in a happy relationship (or just happy) with so much hanging over one's head?
Y'all know I'm talking bout me here...I'm struggling ALOT right now...I've realised a few things, and I'm not liking it at all..but I don't know what to do...I'll get into that another day...but what do you reckon? And please be honest!
Friday, 11 January 2008
Looking Back
So today, I decided to change my blog skin.....and managed to lose much of my blogroll, and had to spend AAAAGGGGEEESSS trying to recover em (sorry if I've missed you off...you'll get back there soon) and added a few more along the way!!
But anyways, I was looking at previous posts, and came across
this post which was days after I broke up with Mr Man (remember him??lol!!) and Ms Diva said 'Won't be long before you're saying Mr Man whooooo?' Who would have thought it would have been a couple of weeks later that Soldier would enter into my life and we'd be dating and things?! I didn't even realise that I broke up with Mr Man in July and was dating Soldier in August...I could've sworn it was longer! -what am I like?!And Miss Diva-I really am like...Mr Man whooooo??
And oh-all of you loving people cussed me down to the ground about my smoking....but I can proudly announce that I have now gone 78 days without a cigarette!!! Yay for me! And for the record I have no cravings at all...infact I now dispise the smell of cigarette....they say ex-smokers are the worst, and I believe that....They are gross!
So here's to a smoke free, exercise filled (ahem) year ahead!
Hope you all have a great weekend!!!
But anyways, I was looking at previous posts, and came across
this post which was days after I broke up with Mr Man (remember him??lol!!) and Ms Diva said 'Won't be long before you're saying Mr Man whooooo?' Who would have thought it would have been a couple of weeks later that Soldier would enter into my life and we'd be dating and things?! I didn't even realise that I broke up with Mr Man in July and was dating Soldier in August...I could've sworn it was longer! -what am I like?!And Miss Diva-I really am like...Mr Man whooooo??
And oh-all of you loving people cussed me down to the ground about my smoking....but I can proudly announce that I have now gone 78 days without a cigarette!!! Yay for me! And for the record I have no cravings at all...infact I now dispise the smell of cigarette....they say ex-smokers are the worst, and I believe that....They are gross!
So here's to a smoke free, exercise filled (ahem) year ahead!
Hope you all have a great weekend!!!
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