
is the new kitten that has currently taken residence in my mother's home. My lil sister has named her Dora....as in this chick...

The Spanish speaking chica, that my sister will watch religiously and not understand a word of!
Yeaterday after I went to Bingo with my Mum (our new Thursday ritual) we went to the neighbours to get the cat. It was after 9pm, and we were outside for ages waiting for the ruddy woman to open up....she eventually does and then she's like 'Oh, I was just in bed with her'...Erm...right ok...Me and Ma looked at each other....I know what she was thinking cos I was thinking the same 'Dyam Nasty'.
I mean, I like a pet as much as the next Joe, HOWEVER, such pet WOULD NOT find itself in my bed....what are you..Nuts??? Anywho, I take the cat, and the woman's there kissing up the cat telling it bye and all this....like proper kissing-with lips and stuff (d'uh, how else do you kiss?!)!!Rubbing her face in the cats face and stuff....again, I like animals as much as the next person, but again, you would not see my face up in no cats face!!!
Me and my mum were in stunned silence....'the cyat better not tink say it-a sleep ina my bed' says my Mum as we leave the house.....You know I did nothing but laugh!!
So my mum now has a kitten, a female that she (Mum) refers to as 'he' and 'him', and that my lil sister loves from a distance....(she's scared of it! lol) and a pet I can call my own ...until it wants to rub on me and all them kinda nasty tings, oh, and I won't be doing any of the 'pet owner' stuff either.
This is my 100th post....and yeah, I'm kinda clutching at straws of something to post, but I thought I'd post something (and introduce you to the new member of the clan) since SOMEBODY *side eye to Ms Diva* said that even if I have nothing to post...to 'POST ANYWAY'....so there you have it!
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
(Please feel sorry for me-I'm working on Sunday! And have to be up at 6am! How unnatural is that??!?!?)

5 comments:
LOL! I guess I'm nasty then cause I kiss all over my pets. And when I lived with my parents, the doggie slept at the foot of my bed.
I shudder @ the thought of even being in the same space as a cat so can you imagine how I'd feel about lockin' lips/swappin' spit/ and or sleepin' with one!?!?!
Oh hellz NO!!!
You should have seen my face as I read about the women kissing with her own two lips all over the cat. YUCK!!! And...it damn sure wouldn't be in my bed...hell to tha no!
See how easy it is to post even when you think there's nothing?! lol
Ewwww!!!
I CAINT STAND CATS!!!
Dora is cute...my son knows a bit of Spanish due to the lil chicka and her cuz Diego.
Your mother must have a THICK accent.
UGH! *AGAIN* To that lady!
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